Burps

So, we're sitting at dinner. And from Abby's side of the table, James and I hear a toot. We ignore it and keep eating. Abby looks up with a shocked face and says, "mommy, there's a burp in my bum bum!"
Trying not to laugh, James explains that it is a toot. And Abby looks at him and says
"No Daddy, it was a burp!"